jewishsanta:

*touches wet food while doing dishes* *goes to therapy for six months*

(via hvlloween)

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

(via fake-mermaid)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via tittytittygangbang)

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

(Source: condom, via fake-mermaid)